Wall-socket, Electricity-filled Sex? Yes…But are you ready for it?

I absolutely LOVE this photo. Something about it stirs up feelings of raw, animalistic, “move the earth”-type of sexual experiences  seen on films, read about in books and often dreamt about….well at least for me it does. What is referred to as “wall socket sex” is just that. That uninhibited, fully-charged, heated and intense sexual experience that two…or three (whatever floats your boat) people strive for. However, as much as we may secretly yearn to be thrown on the bed, panties ripped off, tugging at my hair (okay, let’s be real pulling my hair) all while the shirt buttons pop off with the same intensity of a champagne cork. Are you really ready for it? Are you emotionally capable of accepting your lover and yourself truly unconditionally?

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In Honor of the Mole, Happy 4th!!!!

In honor of our founding fathers, I decided to resurrect this magazine cover with the famous and beautiful Cindy Crawford on Onjenoo’s Facebook page. This cover was shot for the inaugural issue of “George” – JFK Jr’s mag offspring.  I absolutely LOVE, LOVE this magazine cover. To me it’s iconic. Don’t ask me why I say that. I really couldn’t tell you. Maybe because it’s Cindy in drag or maybe it’s the mole…er…’scuse me the beauty mark. Speaking of moles, I will be the first to admit that I would pencil in a mole with black eyeliner…,.Yeah, I did it. So what? It was cute and I loved it, regardless of how it smeared after an hour.  Who the heck knows. All that matters is that it is great cover and reflects the fun and sexy nature that is Onjenoo during this holiday.

Happy Fourth of July people!!!! May it be fun, frisky and have a mole.

Xoxo,
Silva
www.onjenoo.com

Toy Review- Power Jag Double Ring

Power, support and stamina are three of my favorite words, especially when it comes to sex toys. This month, boyfriend and I received the Magnetic Power Ring from the folks at Cal Exotic. When it comes to love rings (commonly known as cock rings), I’ve pretty much dismissed them as they are all the same. We know what they look like and what they do.

However, this new love ring is a little different. The Magnetic Power Jag Double Ring has a jaguar head, a powerful three-speed push-button bullet vibe, and two conjoined rings. The magnets are what make this ring different. Clearly magnets are in everything nowadays – nail polish, mattresses, and jewelry – so why not sex toys?

For those who’ve never encountered a cock ring, here’s the general idea. The purpose of a cock ring is to make the man’s penis more engorged and to maintain an erection longer. They also delay his orgasm. If your partner tends to ejaculate prematurely, a cock ring would definitely help. In addition, because it delays orgasms, the man’s orgasm is more intense.

I strongly recommend water-based lube when he puts it on. It’s a matter of comfort. And as I mentioned before, the interesting thing about this ring are the magnets. Yet, I’m not sure what the purpose is for them – do they provide added support? What about the ions? After testing it, it didn’t feel different than any other ring with the bullet. Of course, the vibrating bullet provides added pleasure to the clitoris, but you can get that with other rings that are out on the market.

Are you asexual?

Asexual. Aromantic asexuals. Romantic asexuals. Heteromantic. Do these characteristics describe you? Do you even know what they are? I’m still learning, but here is an interesting article on the world of asexuality. Thoughts?

Read the entire article from BBC News.

Toy Review – Bound By Diamonds™ – Diamond “G”

Diamonds are MY best friends!

Last month I got the Diamond G from Cal Exotics! This awesome little gadget is not only pretty, but very useful! Truth be told, I never found a toy that I didn’t like. The great thing about this toy is the material and size. It’s small enough to travel, yet strong enough to deliver some much needed, stress-relieving Os! The velvety cote feel, black matte color, shiny crystals and easy push button control make this a nice addition to your toy box.

It is 4 1/4″ long and 1″ diameter with three functions of vibration and pulsation. The toy is intended more for G-spot stimulation, but it can be used as a c-spot stimulator or a nice little couple teaser. Word of caution – the Diamond G is not anal toy.

For females who want an appetizer before the main course, this will do the trick, however, if you are a pro player with toys, then you may want to look for something more powerful and versatile. Although, she’s waterproof, you don’t want to submerge her in the jacuzzi She’s delicate as she is pretty.

Overall, the Diamond G from Cal Exotic is a cute little vibe and will make a great bachelorette gift. Use with 2 AAA batteries.

These Boots are Made for….UK Store Chain Displays Sex Toys. “Bollocks” says Customers!

Boots Flagship Store on Oxford Street

Trojan…Durex…Lifestyles walk past the health and beauty aisle at a Wal-Mart, Walgreens, 7-Eleven or CVS and chances are that you will see one of these brands. Condoms and lubricants are a staple at such stores where families shop for toilet paper, pick-up prescriptions and stop for a Big Gulp. Even in Merry ole’ England, Boots- the famous drug store chain (and one of my favorites) has even expanded to carrying sex toys in some of their brick and mortar stores. Granted Walgreens and Rite-Aid sell most of the relationship-enhancement products via online, but apparently seeing a toy on display is a wee-bit different than seeing it on your laptop. Consumer complaints have been burning up the Boots phone lines resulting from a Durex sex toy display at one of its 1200 shops. Parents’ are upset about the kiddies having to be exposed to such instruments of pleasure and then – GASP- having to explain what is their intended use.

Granted, I’m not a parent, but I do know a thing or two about sexuality and the importance of being able to have an open and honest discussion about sex with your children. Unless the preference is too say nothing and have MTV or the internet be the child’s sex educator.

Read the whole story from the UK Daily Mail here

You Glow, Girl!

Watch me glow!

The Lighted Shimmers LED Glide by Cal Exotic reminds of a glow stick. You know the kind, the stick that you buy at carnivals and concerts that light up when you break the middle. Well here’s a “glow stick” that will light up your face without having to be cracked. Once again, the people of Cal Exotic sent me this nifty naughty little number so that I may provide my $.2 cents. In short, (no pun intended), it’s a cool toy. It’s smooth, sleek, and made of hard plastic. Not to mention that it is a powerful, multiple-speed vibrator that lights up to an awesome luminescent LED. The little nubs provide a unique sensation and it’s waterproof! Use it in the shower, the tub, the jacuzzi, jacuzzi tub – whatever floats your boat. The Lighted Shimmers LED Glide is a great vibrator for both the novice and the adventure seeker. It’s fun to play with and fun to watch. Turn off the lights, turn on your mojo and watch it glow! Requires 2 AA batteries.

Onjenoo’s October 2011 Playlist

Here’s Onjenoo’s October playlist. Each month we will share the jams that we love to groove too for the month. We love music and believe that working while listening to music stimulates creativity, creates a happy environment and inspires love for us and our awesome customers and fans! Enjoy. Xoxo, Onjenoo.

October 2011 Playlist

“One Butt Plug and Supersize it, Please!” A Review of TSX Toys.

A month and some change ago, I attend the XBIZ Retail Expo in Beverly Hills, CA. As a business owner, it was important for me to attend the conference for the workshops, and of course, the trade show where I score all the free goodies.

As I perused the aisles, I came across the TSX Toys table in the corner with some items that I had never seen. Talk about things that make you go “hmmm…..”. I proceeded to ask the very nice and outgoing woman manning the booth, Tia, what said-items were and she explained to me that they were penis extenders. But these weren’t just any old penis extenders. These were uniquely-designed. Tia, who happened to be the CFO, proceeded to give me an education on the penis extenders and other goodies that were on the table…And, here I thought I’d seen everything as a Human Sexuality student.

There were items that I said to myself, “OMG! I know THAT must hurt”. An butt plug with a base of 4.75″ thick and 8″ long! I told her that the butt plug would be a great item to display during my anal workshops. So she offered to send me “Jumbo” and a few other products to display at my workshops and to review.

Jumbo

"Jumbo" Name says it all!

The Jumbo Butt Plug is made of top grade Jelly PVC material, Phthalate-free and can be custom-ordered in any of 26 jelly colors available. It is very-well made and very flexible. It is a little on the heavy side, weighing just under 5 lbs. This toy is definitely for the advanced user. Not for the novice According to one customer who gave it 5 stars, he concludes by saying, “This is the SUV of plugs. Big. Handles well in curves, has comfortable seating and one low price.” I’ll take his word for it.

The Fireman Jr.

"Fireman Jr." Makes you want to dial 911!

This is one of more nicer realistic-looking dildos out on the market today. He’s 6.5″ inches and 2″ thick. He’s nice for a solo session or to partner with a strap-on. He’s made of PVC jelly and Phthalate-free. The Fireman Jr. is a great starter dildo. Place a cock-ring on junior and voila! You have a vibrating dildo. He’s definitely a winner.

The Pearl Pecker

"The Pearl Pecker". Check out this pearly white.

As a vibrator, this toy was a disappointing. Pretty to look at, but you can’t go on looks alone. The pearls got stuck and the vibrator never rotated, plus it was noisy. Now I know vibrators aren’t supposed to be deathly quiet, but you don’t want a 747 between your legs either. However, I will the clitoral stimulator was powerful, but with two settings. I would rather recommend the Fireman Jr with the added cock-ring. Unfortunately, the Pearl Pecker is not on my short list of recommendations.

Overall, the TSX Toys are pretty good. What makes them unique is that they offer private-labeling and can pretty much custom make any sex toy. Pick a color, component and style and voila! You got yourself a unique sex toy that no one else in the world has. To check out TSX’s catalog, click here.

Xoxo,
Yvonne

Onjenoo is Heading West…Southwest to Austin that is!

Hi Sandra Bullock! Meet your new BFF, Onjenoo!

Well technically, we’re expanding east since we’re in San Diego, CA. That’s right, Tejanos (that’s Spanish for Texans- FYI) Onjenoo will be having reps in one of the coolest and hippest cities in the U.S. – Austin. Naturally, it’s an awesome fit for a hip, growing company like Onjenoo to come to the land of SXSW, Sandra Bullock and all things weird.

So what’s an Onjenoo Sexy Shopping Party? It’s a sexy at-home store where you can browse through and shop for the hottest sexy signature products, pin-up inspired lingerie, beautiful bedroom accSEXories and intimacy-enhancement products and much more. An Onjenoo Party is a sexy, fun, frisky and educational event in your own home. More importantly, we provide a female-friendly, sex-positive shopping experience for you. You’ll learn, laugh, shop and have fun! In addition, all of our reps are trained in human sexuality by one of the leading sex educators in the U.S. and doctoral student in Human Sexuality – Yvonne Silva (that’s me). Plus, we have awesome guest trainers who are superstars in the sex ed world.

We will booking parties in Austin starting in May. To book a party, please fill out this form “Book a Party”

You can also drop us an email at austin@onjenoo.com

Nite y’all,
Yvonne
yvonne@onjenoo.com